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Post by Kiamsc on Tue 25 Jun - 7:20:02

Sjips waked over to the Dwemer and hugged him. "You must have been a lonely child. Don't worry, I'm here for you. You don't have to be so rude and tell all these lies. I'm sure if you were yourself people would like you."


Pelingal stifled a giggle. "So that's how it is..."

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Post by The Harem Lord on Tue 25 Jun - 7:57:44

how would it sound if shake spear wrote porn
sir darw'ith thy sword
thy sword lookith dirty
thy mouth could cleanith thy sword
after your done cleaning thy
sword can i put thy sword in thy carrying case of your
sure

that's my guess of how it would sound

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Post by Kiamsc on Tue 25 Jun - 8:00:14

(Sounds a bit like the continued version of The Lusty Argonian Maid.)

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Post by Michael on Tue 25 Jun - 8:17:40

(Nah, it's to upfront about it, to obvious, the Lusty Argonian Maid is way more discreet about it.)

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Post by Kiamsc on Tue 25 Jun - 13:00:00

(In everything but the title. At least it's safe because kids probably wouldn't know the word 'lusty'; and they wouldn't know it was dirty if they read it. Hell, I bet some people read it as 'family bedtime stories'!)

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Post by Sam on Tue 2 Jul - 9:07:26

"Get off ya bastard, though Im sure you already do!"

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Post by Kiamsc on Wed 3 Jul - 8:12:39

Sjips let go of the Dwemer and frowned. "I suggest we leave this place."
Pelingal nodded. "That would probably be wise. I sense a strong magical presence coming our way."

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Post by Sam on Wed 3 Jul - 8:34:32

"Bring it on!"

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Post by Michael on Wed 3 Jul - 9:08:19

*Sword looks around* yeah, let's get going.

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Post by Sam on Wed 3 Jul - 10:10:26

"You cowards!"

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Post by Kiamsc on Wed 3 Jul - 16:24:40

Pelingal grabs Grogrim by the hair roughly, spinning him to face her. "It isn't cowardly, it's tactical! We have been through a fight, and need time to prepare for another. But you Dwemer wouldn't know anything about strategy!"

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Post by Sam on Thu 4 Jul - 1:26:38

"Strategy is figuring out if you should use an Axe or a fireball!"

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Post by Michael on Thu 4 Jul - 1:28:03

Just ignore him Pelingal, let him get himself killed.

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Post by Sam on Thu 4 Jul - 1:43:40

"Shut it Lizard, you all die with me."

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Post by Kiamsc on Thu 4 Jul - 12:10:25

"I will." she told her Argonian acquaintance and began to walk off, opposite of whatever it was.

"Perhaps it would be wise to hide, but not flee." Sjips suggested. "It might not wish to harm us."

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Post by Sam on Thu 4 Jul - 12:13:46

"Maybe I can charm it with my infinite charisma!"

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Post by Kiamsc on Thu 4 Jul - 14:11:21

"No, I don't believe that would work, my friend." Sjips calmly stated as he began to pace. "As I said, we can hide and observe it. If it doesn't seem too dangerous we can, cautiously, approach it and try to figure out what it wants."

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Post by Michael on Thu 4 Jul - 14:30:47

Curiosity killed the Khajiit, it's best we move.

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Post by Sam on Thu 4 Jul - 14:41:01

"And runnin' away revealed who the cowards are!"

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Post by Michael on Fri 5 Jul - 0:02:01

We aren't cowards you idiot! There's a difference between a tactical retreat and running away!

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Post by Kiamsc on Fri 5 Jul - 1:25:38

"IGNORE HIM!" Pelingal shouted from her position a few massive trees away.

"Ahhh, but I am no Khajiit. I am a Kothringi!"

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Post by Michael on Fri 5 Jul - 1:35:05

*Sword sighs, and follows Pelingal*

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Post by Sam on Fri 5 Jul - 2:22:00

"You cowardly bastards!" *He draws his axe.*

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Post by Kiamsc on Fri 5 Jul - 3:08:04

Sjips grunted and began to climb a tree.

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